TheAuthorOfChickens

Pronouns: She/Her

Nicknames: Author, Chicken, Quote Woman, Rock Yeeter

I am a Christian and not afraid to show it!

Favorite Movie: Top Gun (both of them)

Favorite TV Show: Scorpion

Favorite Books: Harry Potter series (J.K Rowling), Raven One series (Kevin Miller), Warriors series (Erin Hunter)

Favorite Artists: for KING & COUNTRY, Matthew West, MercyMe, Unspoken, Casting Crowns, David Crowder Band, Jeremy Camp, Tauren Wells

Favorite YouTubers: RubixRaptor, OperatorDrewski, Growling Sidewinder, HIGH RISK Chris, Pecos Hank, Vaazkl, Daily Dose Of Internet

Favorite Color: Red

I'm writing a book 😎

Can all the countries please stop fighting and just chill for 5 minutes ;-;

Why do I have so many drawn games? Because I'm in this tournament: https://www.chess.com/tournament/every-game-is-a-draw-2025-edition

Blog: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens

Saving for later: https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/the-biggest-forum-on-chess-com?page=398&newCommentCount=1#comment-109885077

Unhinged Polls

Part 1: https://take.supersurvey.com/QJ0I7WFWU

Part 2: https://take.supersurvey.com/QT0Z9HU62

Part 3: https://take.supersurvey.com/QA3VXSRZJ

Clubs

• Author's Flock

My fan club.

• Chess.com vs. ChessKid

An awesome club run by @Caleb341! It's pretty active and my favorite club (no offense to anyone else)! Has more vote chess matches than there are people on this site.

• Christian Chess Youth Group

Fun club, no trolls or swearing!

• iCHESS

@Jared apparently revived this. I'm only in it because there was a forum post about me the day I came back so I joined to post in it an watch the comments. I never left after that lol (guess you know it's good XD)

• Mafia Masters

Just joined the club so can't write a review, but I'll update this later!

• Ohioan Village

A private club for members of CHT and CYCT to play mafia in! Not sure how fun the games are cause I haven't actually participated in one yet, but I would assume they're pretty fun!

• Paladins Of Chess

Has survived at least 2 ban attacks, pretty fun to chat in at times!

• Unusual Birds Chess Club

Kinda inactive, but the owner runs some fun custom tournaments and the club has a bunch of vote chess matches!

View Races

If anyone has around the same views as me and wants to do a race, please let me know!

@Cassian_Cashout - To 5,000

Quote Leaderboard (Round 3)

@Chessian-Ian - 21

@Scemer - 9

@EzraAnd07 - 3

@Deflection - 3

@Caleb341 - 3

@F1-24 - 3

@Lord_Of_Hosts - 2

@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 2

@sailsword - 2

@Lilyana - 1

@Johannian07 - 1

@o0O-Guardin-O0o - 1

@Admiral_ChessBeard - 1

@KingOfBrilliancy - 1

@shadowhb123 - 1

@is-this-allowed - 1

@GavinTheKing668 - 1

@TheAuthorOfChickens - 5 (I'm not competing, this is just statistics)

Quotes Round 3 - No Context Allowed - Newest Additions On Top

Round 1: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-1

Round 2: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-2

Count: 60

Total: 260

"I think "n" and "u" are far away on the keyboard, unless you rearranged it to garbage" - @Chessian-Ian

"STOP GIVING ME QUOTES I GOTTA LEAVE FOR CHURCH SOON" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"who is gonna win vote chess uber eats or chess.com vs chesskid? --> Like your club's name, you guys are kind of cooked ;-;" - @F1-24

"I have a whole revolution against me KOB, help their jealous" - @Chessian-Ian

"I left and rejoined cause why not" - @sailsword

"POV: Author's online and everyone's trying to get some quotes in before Author leaves 🗿" - @F1-24

"CORN ON THE KOB" - @Chessian-Ian

"imagine if you just slap them into the quotes and then scemer would start crying frfr" - @Chessian-Ian

"I could bring in politics or religion... || And chess.com could bring in the "ban  @theauthorofchickens" button" - @Chessian-Ian

"O_O || that's a funny way to castle" - @Chessian-Ian

"author is like "what beats rock" - " yeeting the rock "" - @Chessian-Ian

"I'm not a fan of Wings of Fire because of some of the themes, but I'd like to point out that the cover of The Dark Secret is epic! || Your a fan of rock yeeting, maybe we should make a sport just for you. Top gun binge watching, rock-yeeting. Fastest quotes ever" - @Chessian-Ian

"im still getting upvotes noooo, if this reaches 4+ upvotes I will let author ban me for like 3 minutes lol" - @Chessian-Ian

"wait now I can yeet a fridge at author" - @Chessian-Ian

"*author takes my phone and scrolls through cc messages and sees me and another dude just making up chess lore*" - @Chessian-Ian

"I literally only look down lol, I treat it like a nosebleed, me when I get headache: "THAT FLOOR LOOKING HANDSOME AINT IT?"" - @Chessian-Ian

"All of scemer's quotes are ones that mention me, my revolution in round 3 isn't gone" - @Chessian-Ian

"How would you stop me from not quoting you? —> I like how Chessian has no quotes in your BIO. Makes me happy, fr. || Me about to tell KOB what to say at all times so he can win" - @Chessian-Ian

"imagine if I decided to not agree to not quoting me. I would probably have 60+ quotes lol" - @Chessian-Ian

"I mean if KOB pings author and she wakes up from the dead than there's a good chance he can wake  @agreed up" - @Chessian-Ian

"Read the little thing saying that I wont be quoted —> Yeah, but she will probably put you in nevertheless 😐 || I bet she won't do that" - @Chessian-Ian

"I think scemer will dominate quotes unless KOB comes." - @Chessian-Ian

"Guys, I'm so famous that I have a personal mailman who tells me when votechess and other stuff happens, my mailman is  @chesscom I'm so famous they send me tons of messages per day" - @Chessian-Ian

"I'm good, how about you? || No your  @theauthorofchickens" - @Chessian-Ian

"Chessian ain’t getting into Author’s quotes after this one 🗣️🔥 || She decided not to quote me earlier because we were doing a test anyway. point destructed" - @Chessian-Ian

"What happened? --> Caleb is quitting CC, Scemer is considering closing his account, Lily is going to be given ownership, Jared raged at everyone, and F1 announced he's starting a revolution against this club and is threatening to ban attack us. Also, Qoi started accepting every open challenge, KOB is threatening to hack Caleb's account and rename the club to "POC ripoff", Noah got threatened with demotion by Jared, and Kurai banned 15 people for having the letter "e" in their comment." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"*Ahem*, is your hand ok? You could’ve gently threw it away. —> Don’t worry, the screen was quit feeble. I mean, what else do we expect from an iPad released in 2013? 🗿 Besides, where’s the fun in throwing it away when you can torture it with your hands? 🗿" - @Scemer

"You smashed it…in your hands? 💀 —> Yeah, I just smashed the screen with my fist until I saw those stunning rainbows on the screen. 🫠" - @Scemer

"I’ll just start another club and gift CVC in there—" - @Caleb341

"I gave away a three member and now it is 37" - @GavinTheKing668

"*Me definitely not patiently waiting for my comment below to get into your quotes, fr*" - @Scemer

"I have quotes. And other stuff. But mostly quotes. —> Well, that’s very helpful, fr" - @Scemer

"rip @bombcraft tho, he came back to life then died 50 minutes later" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"Me: *hurts Qoi* - Qoi: *sends his entire army after me* - Me, afterwards: *heals Qoi* - Qoi: What ;-; - Qoi: This doesn't mean I'm gonna start healing you. - Me: I know 😀" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"if they even hurt my cat one word DIE" - @is-this-allowed

"“You are under arrest for attempted murder, you have the right to remain silent, any unintelligible baby noises you make can, and will be used against you in the court of law.”" - @shadowhb123

"Wow TheAuthorOfChickens hurts the top 3, what a strategy-" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"cut the spam or i will use my very powerful role of admin to... um... idk, to ask an even higher power to do something" - @Admiral_ChessBeard

"if you ban Caleb won’t f1-24 run this club —> POV: You find Chessian taking situations personally." - @Scemer

"Author if you don't put this in your quotes I will come to your house with a chicken nugget" - @Deflection

"*logs in to Caleb's account and threatens to delete CVC from existence if you don't buy 50 million chickens and name them all "Jerry"*" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"What are you gonna do yeet a rock in my oven? --> No. *yeets a water bottle through your sofa* —> I like how Author ran offline after saying this comment." - @Scemer

"Don't worry, I'm just giving the world a break from my brilliance." - @Deflection

"My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.”" - @Deflection

"See, fellow Christians? We have identified a non-Christian in our midst. loyal2Him, who apparently doesn't approve of slaughtering innocent villagers. We need to teach him how to be more... brotherly." - @Lord_Of_Hosts

"You're doing chess.com a great service by immortalizing the best of us (or the worst 🤣)." - @F1-24

"Just Kill People." - @Lord_Of_Hosts

"rip the full on theological debate" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"whats your fave anime? a snack on titan? death bloat? more than one lunch man? my hero cafeteria? more than one piece? hunger x hunger? seven deadly chins? full play alchemist? buffet slayer?" - @o0O-Guardin-O0o

"I just throw my siblings when they make me mad" - @EzraAnd07

"he's probably the reason the mirror stopped talking. he roasted it so much that it died" - @EzraAnd07

"Mirrors don't talk, and thankfully for you, they don't laugh either" - @Johannian07

"A whole airport which is named to be a constant reminder that planes can crash XD" - @EzraAnd07

"https://www.chess.com/club/authors-flock My fan club (Why does that emoji look like it's gonna team up with the Duolingo owl if you don't join?)" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Scemer, haven’t you self-closed three times, gotten banned twice, and gotten muted multiple times (I only remember well once, correct me if I’m wrong there.)?" - @Caleb341

"I can be cookoo sometimes 🤪" - @Lilyana

"How would you stop me from not quoting you? —> I like how Chessian has no quotes in your BIO. Makes me happy, fr." - @Scemer

"My hands immediately getting tired when I go to scroll down to look at the quotes because there is new stuff —> POV: You find Chessian trying to cook Author’s Quotes." - @Scemer

"Can you please stop with this? It's getting kind of annoying and I don't like it. —> Chessian ain’t getting into Author’s quotes after this one 🗣️🔥" - @Scemer

"I’m currently bankrupt in straws so wait for a day or two" - @sailsword

"I think Grammar went out the window a while ago…lol" - @Caleb341

Quotes You Shouldn't Laugh At

"Online jokes can be more hurtful because you don’t know who you’re doing it to…" - @SAOCM

"It's sad how people will do stupid and profane things just to get attention. I don't understand how they think it's worth it because they'll just get kicked from everywhere" - @DangerRanger23

Random Achievements

• 86 WPM with 98% accuracy on MonkeyType.

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