Name: Hugo "H"am
Chess profile: modernpetrosian
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Who am I?
"You're a madman!"
"You are a Korean tiger"
"You're Petrosian, but the screws are loose."
"You're like van Gogh lol"
"Unreal. This game is actually so insane. You truly are an enigma."
"I don't know how you do it. At this point I've just accepted it."
"I was looking at your game, and couldn't understand what was going on. Your opponent was up three pawns, but you were looking confident, and your opponent was the one looking miserable! I thought, there is no way this is okay for you!"
"Isn't that pretty much all your pieces lol. What do you even have left in form of compensation after all that? Lol"
"Your opponent had a dream Catalan, and had thirty more minutes on the clock. How on earth did you win this?"
"You say you're a positional player, but then you play games like these. Lol"
"[If each chess player was a point on a distribution on a number line] you would be more than three standard deviations away from the mean. Someone would see you in the distance and be like, 'Wait, what's that point all the way out there?' 'Oh, that's just Hugo!'"
"If rooks didn't exist you would be the world champion."
"You have a way of demoralizing your opponents. There is something comical about the way you play. You didn't just rob him, you did it in broad daylight."
"This move sits on the thin border between crazy and genius... where Hugo thrives."
"You're definitely the craziest person at Dartmouth. Maybe not of all time, but right now, definitely."
"There is nothing in life more satisfying than beating you at chess."
"When your floor becomes higher than my rating, that's going to be my incentive to start playing tournaments again. I can't live in a world where your floor is higher than my rating."
"No I don't want to play against you. If I see your name next to mine on the pairings I'm going to withdraw, and run away, as far away as possible."
Epik High- Lovedrunk ft. Crush (2019)
Album: Sleepless in __________
Klubovi
