👋 Hi and welcome 🙏
(why did you even view my profile but anyway...)
If you are here then why not friend me, I am lonely, plus I want to have 100+ friends on chess.com here... totally not because I'm grinding awards and stats...
Back to the topic,
📣 I will make 5 announcements: 📣
1. I am... Dun Dun Dun... *Dramatic Music*... a human.
(What? you thought I was something else?)
2. I am a male, I don't get why you would care so much to know. 🤦♂️
3. I am a nobody and a knowbody. (Gosh, I thought my username was original, why are there... like... 5 imposters of me...)
4. If you give me an award, I'll give one back 🎁 (it's just a few clicks plus it's free)
5. I know 10 things about you. 👀
-You are reading this, unless you are a baby and you getting read this as a bedtime story 📓💤
-You are on earth 🌎
-You play chess ♟️
-You can't say (quickly and correctly): Cooks cook cupcakes quickly
-You just said it
-You have no idea what Manoscritto Voynich 📜 is
-You just googled it